I forgot I made my icon a dog with spaghetti on its face
oh really
is your icon a pug wearing a hoodie?
I don’t know what you’re doing Danielle?
i don’t either
i just wanted to brag about how cute my icon is
omg
I forgot I made my icon a dog with spaghetti on its face
oh really
is your icon a pug wearing a hoodie?
I don’t know what you’re doing Danielle?
Mitt Romney’s new iPhone app, misspelling America. (via @thischoi)
Alright people. Take a moment. Savor it. This is as good as it gets.
Snow White and The Huntsman plot twist: Chris Hemsworth is the fairest of them all.
I forgot I made my icon a dog with spaghetti on its face
On my twitter I subtweet about people from school and stuff because they don’t even know about my twitter and every time I subtweet about them, it can always be directed towards someone I’m following that’s following me back so I feel like people think I’m subtweeting them but I’m really not I promise
Raise your hand if you have ever been personally victimized by sports.
Hi, bitch. I just wanted to let you know how much I fucking love you. I was about to say hate, and joke but whatever. I just sneezed, by the way. Fucking pollen or allergies or shit.
BUT you’re one of my favorite people on here, which is funny because I almost didn’t follow you back in fear of you being annoying as fuck, but now we make fun of people who are annoying as fuck.
And you help me all the time with my boy problems because for some reason, I have those and you’re a hilarious drunk and I love you and yeah, we’re hanging out sometime this summer WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT I WILL DRAG YOU FROM CONNECTICUT.
Omg, I’m rambling but yeah, I love you, BYE.
ily
By the way I got a new candle and it’s so fragrant like it’s across the room and I can smell it and I haven’t even lit it yet?
